I want to be a ninja. Not necessarily the "assassin" kind. I'd rather be an IRS ninja. A ninja star to the back may slow you down, but nothing cripples schemes like a surprise audit!

Also, I recently aquired Resident Evil 4 for the Wii. Worst. Idea. Ever. I was killed 5 minutes in just outside the first freaking house. WITH A PITCHFORK. What kind of sick joke was it for them to put this thing on the Wii? I thought it was going to be Time Crisis styleoint and click. No. Can't be that easy. Point, hold B and fire with A.
Next rumor quelched. Combat knives in this game are only a NOTCH above the uselessness they were in previous games. Sorry if you're a fan, I know the game is awesome on other platforms. Just not the Wii. I can't wait until they get full virtual reality games going. Then RE will be a REAL blast (And the combat knife may actually come in handy)